Congo Man

Whoday Whoday oh oh
Whoday Whoday oh oh

Spoken:
Dis is a story ladies and gentlemen about two lovely white women
Travelling all de way to Africa
Found themselves deep in the heart of the Baluba
In de congo
In de hands of my big brother Umba
and if ut was me ah woulda taken dem back to dey husband
But brother was hungry, hungry, hungry!

Sung:
Two white women travelling through Africa
Find themselves in de hands of a cannibal headhunter
He cook up one, he eat one raw
Dey taste so good he wanted more, more!
He want more!

Aye yi yay
I envy de Congo man
I wish it was me ah want to shake he hand
He eat until he stomach upset and I...
Never eat ah white meat yet

Whoday Whoday oh oh
Whoday Whoday oh oh
(Tribal sounds)

Peeping through the bushes to see what's taking place
There I saw de Congoman goin' to tek a little taste
He open he eye and he start to grin, rubbing he belly and he mumbling...


Aye yi yay
I envy de Congo man
I wish it was me ah want to shake he hand
He eat until he stomach upset what about you Rico?..never eat ah white meat yet
yuh lie!

Whoday Whoday oh oh
Whoday Whoday oh oh

Yabba dabba dabba do ya
Yabba dabba dabba do ya
(Tribal sounds)

Tie dem up and he put dem to lay down on de ground
Light de fire and he started dancing round and round
One of de women started to beg
He bit she on she chest and den he.. on she leg...
He eat she raw

Aye yi yay
I envy de Congo man
I wish it was me ah want to shake he hand
He eat until he stomach upset, what about you?(never eat ah white meat yet)

(Tribal sounds)

Performed by Slinger Francisco aka The Mighty Sparrow